Without lies how can there be truth?.

October 2011

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Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

d0pe-sauce:

TEACHER:

OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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A research made in Scotland as proven that beautiful people die earlier! → goo.gl

10knotes:

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Don't Fuck With Cats

most-awkward-moments:

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Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life span. → most-awkward-moments.tumblr.com

most-awkward-moments:

daily-tumbles:

so basically if im on my death bed and im about to die i can just be like

and live for another 2 days? then id be like

Click here if you’re awkward!

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Homework due next period... → is.gd

You’re friends like, “You’re not going to make it..”

and you’re like:

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When I first joined tumblr

Click here if you’re awkward!

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When the teacher says "Partner up!" and you look at your friend but your friend looks at someone else. → goo.gl

10knotes:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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When your friend gets to leave early from class → ow.ly

thatfunnyblog:

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

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