Let’s go kick Assassin’s Creeds’ Ass!!!!
sometimes it lasts in love
but sometimes it hurts instead
1) Acquire iPhone.
2) Save your own number as a contact.
3) Rename it to impersonate a loved one.
4) Text yourself a cheesy conversation you found on Google with horrible spelling and grammar that pisses off everyone.
Note: You will need to reply to yourself too.
5) Delete the appropriate messages to create illusion of a real text conversation.
6) Screenshot, post to Tumblr and watch the notes pour in.
Remember last year during the Macy’s parade they had floats with Reshiram and Zekrom on them?
And they have a Pikachu in there every year!
I wonder if they’ll have different Pokémon in the parade this year?